01. Mexidudes (3:40)
02. Beard of Remoras (2:10)
03. Modulator/Demodulator (2:26)
04. Misc. Arrangement of Black Market Parts (1:43)
05. Muscle on the Wolf (1:50)
06. Pathogen Gimmick (3:50)
07. Giga Please! (1:14)
08. Take Advantage of the Free Headlock (1:35)
09. Brundlefly (1:27)
10. 3 Clicks (0:52)
11. Good Luck with Your Book (0:58)
12. Wrist, Meet Razor (0:59)
13. Maybe You Should Kill Yourself (1:02)
14. You Thought You Were Special, You Were Wrong (1:03)
15. Just Do It! (1:56)
16. Untitled (0:50)
17. Untitled (0:27)
18. Untitled (1:49)
19. Untitled (1:47)
20. I'm a Fufufucking Vavavampire (1:04)
21. What Would You Say If I Said I Love You (0:59)
22. I Was Born with a Hard-On (0:39)
23. Upenya (0:54)
24. The Main Ingredient (5:48)
25. Come and Get It Mole (1:07)
26. Doin' the Backwards (0:44)
27. We Shoot from the Hip (0:52)
28. Live It! Live It! (0:31)
29. Here's $100 Seniorita (0:33)
30. Keith Sweat (1:15)
31. Murder Was the Case They Gave Me (0:27)
32. Born Different (1:34)

01. I Know a Guy Who Likes Dynamite (1:04)
02. Going Down with Both Guns Blazin' (1:29)
03. Truth about Pyecraft (1:36)
04. Talk to Tucker (1:35)
05. Robot Insurance (4:50)
06. Fuck You, Mankind (1:02)
07. Meryl Streep Is a Fucking Liar (1:46)
08. Pete Rose's Homerun Derby (1:45)
09. When Good Pets Go Bad (0:32)
10. Lil' Guys (0:53)
11. Rottweiler Death (1:37)
12. Hairdo 2000 AD (1:31)
13. This City's a Grid (2:35)
14. Oh... You Are Sick (1:22)
15. Bloody Hardhat (1:10)
16. Don't Be Cruel (1:30)
17. Reach out and Touch Me with that Emo Hand (1:17)
18. A Circle of Thank-You's (0:55)
19. Carebear Stare (1:23)
20. My Spidey Sense Is Going Fucking Nuts (1:41)
21. Robocop as a Fragrance (1:38)
22. Segueway into Dryhumping (0:55)
23. Infestation of Richard Pryor (1:11)
24. Art Carney Wannabe Motherfucker (2:46)
25. Deadly Handshake, Friendly Milkshake (1:35)
26. Energy Condom (1:48)
27. Carving a Ferrari out of a Pumpkin (0:51)
28. Extra Guys Screaming (2:17)
29. Untitled (1:04)